Once Upon a Wine
 

"You've Got Mail" is 25 years old now and I don't know how I feel about that. That's a lie, I do know. I don't like it.

Since there's no way I'll ever get to watch Jodorowky's "Dune," I guess I'll have to settle for Denis Villeneuve's masterpiece.

Losing my mind is my greatest fear, and Black Swan is one of my favorite movies. I try not to think about what that says about my mind.

Bend and snap!

The Guardians have crossed over into so many other Marvel movies, it's easy to forget it's been six whole years since their last standalone.

Funniest thing - it's the little differences. You know what they call a Shiraz in Paris? They don't call it a Shiraz. They call it a Syrah.

"Treasure Planet" is the most underappreciated Disney cartoon ever. There, I said it. No, I'm not taking that back, I stand by it.

There aren't many tragicomedies like "Little Miss Sunshine" and I don't get why. Doesn't everyone laugh when their life is a dumpster fire?

If you must drink a buttery, oaky monstrosity, watch Freaky Friday. The movie is about and the wine tastes like turning into your mother.

Everything Everywhere All at Once wasn't the first to use supernatural elements as a metaphor. Pan's Labyrinth did it too.

I know it's heresy to like any Star Wars movie better than the original trilogy... but I did. I'm as surprised as anyone.

We may never get a "Galaxy Quest 2," but it certainly wouldn't have been the same without Alan Rickman. Rest in peace, buddy. For the one...

Nick and Amy Dunne may not have a happy marriage, but "Gone Girl" and a Napa Merlot make a great couple.

You're never getting a wine pairing out of me, plumber! Sega forever! Everyone else may have moved on, but this Genesis kid NEVER will.

A lot of people have columbused orange wine lately. Orange wine is not new, guys, it has been around forever, but I'm not above chasing a...

In all likelihood, you'll get hungry after each episode. Don't feel bad, that's what the evil geniuses in the writers room were going for.

House of Gucci oozes luxury and scandal, so it's only fitting to indulge in a wine that's just as opulent and captivating.

Oh, Sixteen Candles. This request comes from my sister, Michelle. For the record, I've never once forgotten her birthday.

Wine is like the color black, it goes with everything, it's just a question of which one.

Choosing the right wine for the cult classic Clue is a mystery worth solving. In a film brimming with eccentric characters, dark humor,...